Window Lickers Week One

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WEEK 1 2006
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>Buffalo 7 at New England 20
>The Pats D really isn't this good.... but the Bills O is really tHAT bad.
>Give Willis the shiny sixpence although the score will most likely be set
>up by a few long gainers by Evans since the Pats 2ndary is the weakspot.
>For NE possessions look for a few new names in the receivers column to
>stand out, Watson will get 60 acres and a sixpack and although he may not
>know the playbook yet, Gabriel could make a strong showing. Dillon will
>cross the stripe once and the new kid with the golden leg will get a few
>through the uprights to round out the scoring.
>
>Miami 23 at Pittsburgh 16
>The Charlie Batch Two-step:
>Parker-Parker-Ward.... Parker-Parker-Ward.... Parker-Parker-Wa....Wilson. I
>know Pittsburgh is playing at home and the defending Super Bowl champs, but
>I just don't like their chances of winning with Batch at the helm this
>week. Too many 3-and-outs will keep the Steelers D on the field way too
>long and C'pep will eventually wear them down enough to hit paydirt a few
>times. Chambers & McMichael are the 2 TD marks in the air assault and Brown
>will earn the majority of his C-note in the second half. O-Mare
>(Oh-oh-oo-whoa) and Reed will trade 3's in the early going. For the
>Steelers I think Parker will get the lone end zone visit and considering
>that everyone in a Dolphins uniform will be gunning for him... he'll earn
>his keep this week.
>
>NY Jets 10 at Tennessee 13
>Unless the rotating QB carousel is your idea of excitement, this will be
>the snoozefest game of the week. Bennett will get the score and do the
>white boy TD celebration, which is holding the ball in the air as he
>crosses the goal line and handing it to the ref before his team mates bear
>hug him and slap his.... helmet on the way back to the sideline. Penny
>connects with Cotchery for six, while the rest of the game Barlow and
>Blaylock compete for hierarchy with mediocre efforts.
>
>Cincinnati 35 at Kansas City 27
>Graham is the new Vandy in that he will spend most of the day kicking XP's.
>CJ gets the double coverage and TJ gets the double end zone visit... but
>Chad should still have one river dance on his dance card. Rudi scores twice
>and slices the Chiefs D for 100+. KC on the other hand will get plenty of
>red zone action, too. LJ will also get a few scores and over 120, and with
>very little support from the passing game. Tony G will not be too involved
>in the passing game, he'll be too busy blocking. Kennison or Parker will
>get the air strike for 6.
>
>Baltimore 17 at Tampa Bay 14
>Air McNair calls in the Marine for back up support and squeeks a W on the
>road. Mason and Heap get a TD each and Anderson preserves the win with a 90
>yard effort. Simms finds Galloway for six and takes Caddy for a spin in the
>red zone, too.
>
>New Orleans 19 at Cleveland 12
>Frye and Co should have a heyday with this defense, but there is meltdown
>potential in this young offense and week 1 is a good time to get the kinks
>and bugs worked out. Unfortunately that means giving the Aints a road win.
>Edwards may play, but most likely sparingly.... and Frye-JJ are not going
>to make any significant QB-WR combo historical moments this week. This will
>leave the burden on Reuben with 8 in a box on the other side. Not enough in
>this tank to get a sniff of the goal line or a victory. For the Saints,
>Brees will connect with Horn at least once and Carney should get a few
>opportunities as I suspect the Browns D will make a much better showing
>than their offense.
>
>Indianapolis 27 at NY Giants 23
>Sibling rivalry at the Meadowlands and somewhere in NJ a bookie knows who
>Archie has his money on. Even though the Colts have a ? now in their
>backfield, I still think Peyton will pull out the win in a last minute
>drive. Wayne is the recepient of two end zone strikes and Harrison gets the
>left-over.... or the one that really counts at the end of the game. The
>running game is a virtual no show 60-75 yds max for Rhodes. For Scooter and
>the Giants, it will be Tiki and Shockey getting some end zone love. Feely
>will tack on 9 and will have the apparent game winning FG making it 23-20
>before Peyton puts an end to the dream.
>
>Dallas 27 at Jacksonville 14
>Without Peterson, Bledsoe and TO shred the Jaguars D for 2 TD's at least
>and the winning margin. Taylor will have a good day.... for him 80+, but
>most likely Toefiled or one of the other vultures will abscund the paydirt
>visit. Wilford or Lewis will get the other score.
>
>Philadelphia 24 at Houston 14
>Stallworth will show up, might even actually catch a pass although its very
>questionable if he knows that's a part of his job description.... and Mr
>Brown will get the benefit and score. Houston will get a late 4th quarter
>gift that will make the final score look closer than it really was. Lundy
>will get the majority of the work, but Morency scores six and so does AJ.
>
>Denver 31 at St Louis 20
>Tatum and Mike (aka TeaM) Bell will scorch the Rams D for over 175 yds and
>2 scores. Walker gets #3 and 90 yds to boot. Bulger & Holt connect once and
>SJax finds the end zone, too while amassing 90 yds. Broncos D will take a
>Bulger INT to the house.
>
>San Diego 23 at Oakland 34
>Brooks & Moss will light up a Chargers 2ndary that wasn't too hard to light
>up prior to all their recent troubles. Moss gets 3 and Jordan 1, and
>Seabass tacks on a few 3's. Rivers will show off the Charger passing attack
>with a 6 point strike to Gates and LT will get the other score while
>Kaeding gets an extra work out in the red zone stalls that usually
>accompany a new QB getting his feet wet.
>
>Minnesota 6 at Washington 14
>Nothing exciting here.... moving on.
>
>Chicago 17 at Green Bay 3
>Favre shut out of the end zone and Griese adding air support to the Bears
>ground game with a bomb to Muhammad (let the NFC North Jihad begin).
>
>Seattle 28 at Detroit 26
>Hanson is my sleeper kicker for the year... other than the new kid in
>Atlanta. Reason being.... Martz-y ball was good to Wilkins. Seattle will
>nose out the slim victory with a few scores by SA and Burleson and Mili up
>top.
>
>Atlanta 21 at Carolina 27
>Delhomme will initiate the rookie CB Williams with at least one TD strike.
>He's covering Meshawn so look for the WR numbers on that side instead of
>the Smith side. Dunn and Crump get the scores for the Falcons.
>
>San Francisco 16 at Arizona 20
>I'm expecting the 49ers D to surprise a few folks this year, and keeping a
>high octane pass happy bunch like Warner & Co to only 20 points is only the
>tip of the iceberg. Gore gets the end zone visit for the 9ers; Fitz and
>Edge for the Cards.

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