I will be using my direct contacts and relative "insider" info (not trying to sound conceited in any way, that's just sort of what it is) throughout the season to bring you the quickest, fastest updates on any breaking injuries, transactions, news, etc that I possibly can.
Last year I was able to post on fanball several times before any websites or sports sites made things public like Leftwich's injury and Priest's injury. However, I want to place a disclaimer right now. Take everything I say at your own risk. Again, everything I place on this site will be something that I personally feel is reliable at about 98 percent and from someone in a very direct word of mouth, whether from a team official, from an "analyst" at ESPN before he goes on air, etc. There is ALWAYS a chance that what I post may turn out to be untrue or later corrected (as was the case with Leftwich's injury, I posted that he was out for the year. ESPN, Rototimes later reported the same thing, but then it turned out he only missed 3 weeks if I remember correctly.) I will do all that I can to post things promptly and quickly to this site, I just do not want to hear, or feel responsible, if someone takes my advice and then it turns out to be wrong later. If you are the type who wants a jump on your league's WW every Monday or ahead of the game for making trades, then listen to me. If you want absolute confirmation or PROOF of a newsstory, then you'll have to look elsewhere. That is the point of my role, you'll (hopefully) find out HERE the majority of the time BEFORE you hear it ANYWHERE else, so you won't be finding any confirmation online.
Regardless of timing, I will post what I hear, when I hear it and if I have time from work, hopefully a quick blurb on the significance or what it means for other fantasy players on the same team.
I hope you all enjoy this season and that my notes and breaking news helps you all win your league's respective trophies :)
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Sunday, August 14, 2005
ACC Breakdown:
Kickers, athletes or not? You decide.
Atlantic Coast
Atlantic
Boston College 8-3
Why would I think a team that couldn't even win the Big East title (uh oh, here he goes again...) could finish ahead of FSU, and the rest of the ACC's Atlantic division? Well, stay with me here. BC's defense has one of the best players in the nation in Mathias Kiwanuka (aka Kiwi) they have a solid linebacking corps, and although Will Blackmon is going to be trying his luck on the other side of the ball, they still have senior corner Jazzmen Williams, who, contrary to previous reports, is not a jazz man at all. He is said to enjoy hip-hop, and a little reggae when lighting up. Offensively, they have a strong line, anchored by Jeremy Trueblood and Josh Beekman. They also have a playmaker at wide receiver, in converted cornerback Will Blackmon, who is also one of the nations top return men. That may be enough to win with a defense like they have.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Kiwi
Florida St. 8-3
Now that the Chris Rix era is over, the crimi-Noles were supposed to be moving on to the Wyatt Sexton era. This was before it was discovered that Wyatt Sexton is, in fact, god and has lying disease... I mean lyme disease. Now there will be a battle between freshman Drew Weatherford and the "X-man" Xavier Lee. Expect Lee to be starting September 5th against Miami. Running backs Leon Washington and Lorenzo Booker make up what is the best duo in the ACC. Defensively, the loss of Antonio Cromartie for the season due to a torn ACL is devastating. They still have one of the best linebacking units in the nation with A.J Nicholson, Buster Davis and Ernie Sims.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Washington
Clemson 6-5
Tommy Bowden saved his job last year, going 5-1 in the last six games of the year, after starting out 1-4. This year, all eyes are on quarterback Charlie Whitehurst, who will need a great year to prove that he is a top QB in next years draft. A tough non-conference game against Texas A&M may end up keeping them from making a bowl game this year. The defense returns Tye Hill, who is a speedy corner, but overall, the D has lost a lot of talent, and could end up hurting the Tigers in a few games.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Whitehurst
N.C. State 6-5
The Wolfpack was the top defensive team in the country last year, and still have star defensive ends Mario Williams and Many Lawson. Both are 1st round picks, and Williams may be a top five pick in next year's draft. Offensively, they still don't have the stability they had when Phillip Rivers was under center, but Jay Davis played well in his first year. Although, if he throws more interceptions than touchdowns as he did last year, Chuck Amato may cry on him. Speaking of which, coach Amato must have gone through a few boxes of Kleenex last year, watching his 5-2 Wolfpack go 1-4 down the stretch, and miss out on a bowl birth.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Williams* (Jr)
Maryland 5-6
"WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE! Well... we should at least protect the tool shed... and, for the love of god, get grandma to a shelter." That is this years battle cry for the Maryland Terrapins, and coach/actor/enormous blob Ralph Friedgen. Jordan Steffy takes over at QB this year, and his main target will be senior wideout Derrick Fenner. (not that Derrick Fenner, Seahawks fans) D'Qwell Jackson returns at linebacker, with his 123 tackles, 4 sacks, 2 INTs, and a partridge and a peartree.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Jackson
Wake Forest 4-7
What is it that makes the Deacons so demonic? Well, it certainly isn't the football program, where they seemed to be destined for another losing season. Running back Chris Barclay, who is back for what seems like his 12th senior season, is an All-ACC talent. Other than that, who cares? (you don't count, Tim Duncan!)
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Barclay
Coastal
Miami (FL) 10-1
Just when you forget about them, that's when the Hurricanes jump right back in the national title picture. Sophmore Kyle Wright will get his chance to revive the tradition that once was "QB-U." In the backfield, former Blanche-Ely star Tyrone Moss (sorry for the local high school reference) will get the bulk of the carries. He'll be running behind a line anchored by Eric Winston who is returning from a blown knee that caused him to miss last season, and is maybe just a notch below D'Brickshaw Ferguson for the best tackle in college football. The defense is loaded with playmakers. Baraka Atkins, Orien Harris at the D-tackle positions make up possibly the best combo in football, and redshirt freshman linebacker Willie Williams is on pace to obliterate Darryl Strawberry's record for most arrests of an athlete. The secondary is the best in the nation by far, with Kelly Jennings, Greg Threat, and longshot Heisman hopeful Devin Hester, who had four returns for touchdown last season and expects to see some time at receiver this year as well. All in all, don't be suprised to see them in tha national title game this year.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Winston
Virginia Tech 10-1
Unlike the Michael Vick experience, the Marcus Vick experience involves more pot, and more underaged girls.(but suprisingly less STD's). Coach Frank Beamer hopes to keep that under better control than his enormous goiter. Sophmore phenoms Eddie Royal and Josh Hynam, with senior tight end Jeff King, will be catching the passes, while Mike Imoh amd Cedric Humes form one of the top backfield's in the country. Defensively, the stars are D-end Darryl Tapp,and Jimmy Williams, who is the top corner in some minds. If not for back-to-back games against Miami and at Virgina (of which I'm sure they will lose one) this team may have the best chance of beating USC in a title game.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Williams
Virginia 7-4
Virgina returns what will most likely be 2 of the top 5 picks next year. Senior offensive tackle D'brickshaw Ferguson, and Middle Linebacker Ahmed Brooks both elected to return to Virginia in a surprise of sorts last offseason. QB Marques Hagans doesn't get the press of a Brad Smith or Reggie Ball, but is every bit as athletic and doesn't make as many mistakes. Running back Wali Lundi scored 17 times last season sharing carries with Alvin Pearman. Now that Pearman is out of the picture, expect Lundi to break the 1,000 yard barrier. Virginia has a chance to win Coastal division if Va-Tech or "Da U" stumble.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- D'Brick
Georgia Tech 6-5
From an Al Groh coached team, to a Chan Gailey coached team, as the obscure former NFL coaches run continues. The Yellow Jackets have talent at the skill positions, with sophmore WR Calvin Johnson on the verge of being one of the biggest stars in college football. Reggie Ball still hasn't turned the corner to become an above average QB, but Tech hopes this year he will. Running Back P.J Daniels has gone from walk-on to starter, and is one of the most underrated players in college football. Defensively, they return nine starters, most notably defensive end Eric Henderson, linebacker Gerris Wilkinson, and strong safety Chris Reis.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Henderson
North Carolina 2-9
Losing Sean May, Ray Felton, and Marvin Williams will be tough on coach Williams-... What? UNC has a football program? They made a bowl game last year? *faints*
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Kyle Ralph OG
Duke 2-9
What can be said about Duke's football program, that hasn't been said about intelligence in the catholic church? Non-existant? Sure, but all jokes aside, a seal walks into a club... Ok ok, you don't care anymore, I get it!
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Ben Patrick TE* (Jr)
All-ACC Team:
QB Charlie Whitehurst Sr Clemson
RB Leon Washington Sr FSU
RB Chris Barclay Sr Wake Forest
WR Calvin Johnson So Georgia tech
WR Eddie Royal So Virgina Tech
TE Greg Olson So Miami
OL D'Brickshaw Ferguson Sr Virginia
OL Kyle Ralph Sr North Carolina
OL Josh Beekman Jr Boston College
OL Jeremy Trueblood Sr Boston College
OL Eric Winston Sr Miami
DL Mathias Kiwanuka Sr Boston College
DL Orien Harris Sr Miami
DL Darryl Tapp Sr Virgina Tech
DL Mario Williams Jr NC State
LB Ernie Sims Jr FSU
LB Ahmed Brooks Jr Viginia
LB D'Qwell Jackson Sr Maryland
DB Jimmy Williams Sr Virgina Tech
DB Devin Hester Jr Miami
DB Kelly Jennings Sr Miami
DB Pat Watkins Sr FSU
Atlantic Coast
Atlantic
Boston College 8-3
Why would I think a team that couldn't even win the Big East title (uh oh, here he goes again...) could finish ahead of FSU, and the rest of the ACC's Atlantic division? Well, stay with me here. BC's defense has one of the best players in the nation in Mathias Kiwanuka (aka Kiwi) they have a solid linebacking corps, and although Will Blackmon is going to be trying his luck on the other side of the ball, they still have senior corner Jazzmen Williams, who, contrary to previous reports, is not a jazz man at all. He is said to enjoy hip-hop, and a little reggae when lighting up. Offensively, they have a strong line, anchored by Jeremy Trueblood and Josh Beekman. They also have a playmaker at wide receiver, in converted cornerback Will Blackmon, who is also one of the nations top return men. That may be enough to win with a defense like they have.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Kiwi
Florida St. 8-3
Now that the Chris Rix era is over, the crimi-Noles were supposed to be moving on to the Wyatt Sexton era. This was before it was discovered that Wyatt Sexton is, in fact, god and has lying disease... I mean lyme disease. Now there will be a battle between freshman Drew Weatherford and the "X-man" Xavier Lee. Expect Lee to be starting September 5th against Miami. Running backs Leon Washington and Lorenzo Booker make up what is the best duo in the ACC. Defensively, the loss of Antonio Cromartie for the season due to a torn ACL is devastating. They still have one of the best linebacking units in the nation with A.J Nicholson, Buster Davis and Ernie Sims.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Washington
Clemson 6-5
Tommy Bowden saved his job last year, going 5-1 in the last six games of the year, after starting out 1-4. This year, all eyes are on quarterback Charlie Whitehurst, who will need a great year to prove that he is a top QB in next years draft. A tough non-conference game against Texas A&M may end up keeping them from making a bowl game this year. The defense returns Tye Hill, who is a speedy corner, but overall, the D has lost a lot of talent, and could end up hurting the Tigers in a few games.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Whitehurst
N.C. State 6-5
The Wolfpack was the top defensive team in the country last year, and still have star defensive ends Mario Williams and Many Lawson. Both are 1st round picks, and Williams may be a top five pick in next year's draft. Offensively, they still don't have the stability they had when Phillip Rivers was under center, but Jay Davis played well in his first year. Although, if he throws more interceptions than touchdowns as he did last year, Chuck Amato may cry on him. Speaking of which, coach Amato must have gone through a few boxes of Kleenex last year, watching his 5-2 Wolfpack go 1-4 down the stretch, and miss out on a bowl birth.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Williams* (Jr)
Maryland 5-6
"WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE! Well... we should at least protect the tool shed... and, for the love of god, get grandma to a shelter." That is this years battle cry for the Maryland Terrapins, and coach/actor/enormous blob Ralph Friedgen. Jordan Steffy takes over at QB this year, and his main target will be senior wideout Derrick Fenner. (not that Derrick Fenner, Seahawks fans) D'Qwell Jackson returns at linebacker, with his 123 tackles, 4 sacks, 2 INTs, and a partridge and a peartree.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Jackson
Wake Forest 4-7
What is it that makes the Deacons so demonic? Well, it certainly isn't the football program, where they seemed to be destined for another losing season. Running back Chris Barclay, who is back for what seems like his 12th senior season, is an All-ACC talent. Other than that, who cares? (you don't count, Tim Duncan!)
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Barclay
Coastal
Miami (FL) 10-1
Just when you forget about them, that's when the Hurricanes jump right back in the national title picture. Sophmore Kyle Wright will get his chance to revive the tradition that once was "QB-U." In the backfield, former Blanche-Ely star Tyrone Moss (sorry for the local high school reference) will get the bulk of the carries. He'll be running behind a line anchored by Eric Winston who is returning from a blown knee that caused him to miss last season, and is maybe just a notch below D'Brickshaw Ferguson for the best tackle in college football. The defense is loaded with playmakers. Baraka Atkins, Orien Harris at the D-tackle positions make up possibly the best combo in football, and redshirt freshman linebacker Willie Williams is on pace to obliterate Darryl Strawberry's record for most arrests of an athlete. The secondary is the best in the nation by far, with Kelly Jennings, Greg Threat, and longshot Heisman hopeful Devin Hester, who had four returns for touchdown last season and expects to see some time at receiver this year as well. All in all, don't be suprised to see them in tha national title game this year.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Winston
Virginia Tech 10-1
Unlike the Michael Vick experience, the Marcus Vick experience involves more pot, and more underaged girls.(but suprisingly less STD's). Coach Frank Beamer hopes to keep that under better control than his enormous goiter. Sophmore phenoms Eddie Royal and Josh Hynam, with senior tight end Jeff King, will be catching the passes, while Mike Imoh amd Cedric Humes form one of the top backfield's in the country. Defensively, the stars are D-end Darryl Tapp,and Jimmy Williams, who is the top corner in some minds. If not for back-to-back games against Miami and at Virgina (of which I'm sure they will lose one) this team may have the best chance of beating USC in a title game.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Williams
Virginia 7-4
Virgina returns what will most likely be 2 of the top 5 picks next year. Senior offensive tackle D'brickshaw Ferguson, and Middle Linebacker Ahmed Brooks both elected to return to Virginia in a surprise of sorts last offseason. QB Marques Hagans doesn't get the press of a Brad Smith or Reggie Ball, but is every bit as athletic and doesn't make as many mistakes. Running back Wali Lundi scored 17 times last season sharing carries with Alvin Pearman. Now that Pearman is out of the picture, expect Lundi to break the 1,000 yard barrier. Virginia has a chance to win Coastal division if Va-Tech or "Da U" stumble.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- D'Brick
Georgia Tech 6-5
From an Al Groh coached team, to a Chan Gailey coached team, as the obscure former NFL coaches run continues. The Yellow Jackets have talent at the skill positions, with sophmore WR Calvin Johnson on the verge of being one of the biggest stars in college football. Reggie Ball still hasn't turned the corner to become an above average QB, but Tech hopes this year he will. Running Back P.J Daniels has gone from walk-on to starter, and is one of the most underrated players in college football. Defensively, they return nine starters, most notably defensive end Eric Henderson, linebacker Gerris Wilkinson, and strong safety Chris Reis.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Henderson
North Carolina 2-9
Losing Sean May, Ray Felton, and Marvin Williams will be tough on coach Williams-... What? UNC has a football program? They made a bowl game last year? *faints*
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Kyle Ralph OG
Duke 2-9
What can be said about Duke's football program, that hasn't been said about intelligence in the catholic church? Non-existant? Sure, but all jokes aside, a seal walks into a club... Ok ok, you don't care anymore, I get it!
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Ben Patrick TE* (Jr)
All-ACC Team:
QB Charlie Whitehurst Sr Clemson
RB Leon Washington Sr FSU
RB Chris Barclay Sr Wake Forest
WR Calvin Johnson So Georgia tech
WR Eddie Royal So Virgina Tech
TE Greg Olson So Miami
OL D'Brickshaw Ferguson Sr Virginia
OL Kyle Ralph Sr North Carolina
OL Josh Beekman Jr Boston College
OL Jeremy Trueblood Sr Boston College
OL Eric Winston Sr Miami
DL Mathias Kiwanuka Sr Boston College
DL Orien Harris Sr Miami
DL Darryl Tapp Sr Virgina Tech
DL Mario Williams Jr NC State
LB Ernie Sims Jr FSU
LB Ahmed Brooks Jr Viginia
LB D'Qwell Jackson Sr Maryland
DB Jimmy Williams Sr Virgina Tech
DB Devin Hester Jr Miami
DB Kelly Jennings Sr Miami
DB Pat Watkins Sr FSU
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
I have been probably the biggest (and maybe the only) Terrell Owens supporter around, and with that in mind, I'd like to say this:
"Go to hell, T.O"
And yes, it has gotten that serious. Philly fans open up their hearts for no one, but did for T.O. He was just as big as anyone in the city, minus Allen Iverson & maybe on par with Donovan.
We fell in love with T.O, and I'd thought T.O had fallen in love with us. When he caught that touchdown in that preseason game against the Ravens, it was the happiest moment I had since we beat the Bears in Chi-town. Imagine that, a TD in a preseason game has me in full "call everyone I know and scream" mode.
Then, he starts out the season with 3 TD's in a win over the Giants. Right then and there, he had won over Eagles fans.
Then, he got injured against the cowboys. He walked off the field, then just kind of brokedown in the tunnel, and had to be helped back to the locker room. That monday was the day of my midterms, and the whole time, I was on my cell phone looking for the results of his MRI. That's how much this guy meant to me and my team.
When I found out the injury is serious, I am devastated. I'm talking borderline, "My parents told me I am adopted" devastated.
Then comes the Super Bowl, and he played on a broken ankle. And, by golly, he played well! In fact, he was the bright spot of the game from an Eagles fans perspective.
Fast forward to now. Terrell Owens, after a summer-long contract dispute, and numerous cheapshots at Donovan McNabb and the Eagles organization, he has walked out of training camp, and quite frankly, I hope he keeps walking. Keeps walking until he meets up with a few Eagles fans who have pounded a few too many down, and gets what's coming to him.
I don't think T.O realizes what he has done. He angered the most volatile fan base in sports. And if he plays for the Eagles this year, he will be booed endlessly, and if he doesn't play for the Eagles this year... Well, I give him four to six months.
"Go to hell, T.O"
And yes, it has gotten that serious. Philly fans open up their hearts for no one, but did for T.O. He was just as big as anyone in the city, minus Allen Iverson & maybe on par with Donovan.
We fell in love with T.O, and I'd thought T.O had fallen in love with us. When he caught that touchdown in that preseason game against the Ravens, it was the happiest moment I had since we beat the Bears in Chi-town. Imagine that, a TD in a preseason game has me in full "call everyone I know and scream" mode.
Then, he starts out the season with 3 TD's in a win over the Giants. Right then and there, he had won over Eagles fans.
Then, he got injured against the cowboys. He walked off the field, then just kind of brokedown in the tunnel, and had to be helped back to the locker room. That monday was the day of my midterms, and the whole time, I was on my cell phone looking for the results of his MRI. That's how much this guy meant to me and my team.
When I found out the injury is serious, I am devastated. I'm talking borderline, "My parents told me I am adopted" devastated.
Then comes the Super Bowl, and he played on a broken ankle. And, by golly, he played well! In fact, he was the bright spot of the game from an Eagles fans perspective.
Fast forward to now. Terrell Owens, after a summer-long contract dispute, and numerous cheapshots at Donovan McNabb and the Eagles organization, he has walked out of training camp, and quite frankly, I hope he keeps walking. Keeps walking until he meets up with a few Eagles fans who have pounded a few too many down, and gets what's coming to him.
I don't think T.O realizes what he has done. He angered the most volatile fan base in sports. And if he plays for the Eagles this year, he will be booed endlessly, and if he doesn't play for the Eagles this year... Well, I give him four to six months.
Monday, August 08, 2005
Stupid or Smart?
With Javon's healthy return, my boy Brett seemingly in the best shape of his entire career (considering he has set completion percentage records each of the past 2 seasons, being in fantastic shape and having zero off the field adversity to begin the season could be a scary thing...
Found a website giving 50-1 odds on GB to win it all...So I bet $20. Figured that pay day of $1000 would be reallllllllllll sweet....
Question is: Smart bet or just wasting $20?
Also trying to change my display name on here to GBinSB06....someone tell me if it's fixed or not.
Found a website giving 50-1 odds on GB to win it all...So I bet $20. Figured that pay day of $1000 would be reallllllllllll sweet....
Question is: Smart bet or just wasting $20?
Also trying to change my display name on here to GBinSB06....someone tell me if it's fixed or not.
Saturday, August 06, 2005
Creek Covers: The American Bowl
Falcon's QB Michael Vick, happy the American bowl isn't being played in Mexico!
Well, this is the first installment in what will be a running series. Basically, it's just a cheap knock-off of the Sports Guy's diaries, but with a new name & more death threats. Plus, I'd like to think that mine is funnier, but maybe that's just me. Anways, I got up early today (4:30 EST) for the beginning of football season. The American bowl, the only bowl less competitive than the "Crucial.com Humanitarian Bowl" was being played in Japan this year, and is a match up of the two losers of the conference championship games, the Atlanta Falcons, and the Indianapolis Colts. So with out further ado, let the preseason begin!
5:01: What a lame intro for ESPN. It's only preseason! (Then why am I up at 5:00 in the morning?)
5:03: Why are the player Intros in english? What a slap in the face to the people of Japan. 1st Hiroshima & Nagasaki, now this!
5:04: Do all the Japanese throw like girls?
5:09:Everytime Vick rolls out, I'm pretty sure you can hear all of Atlanta holding their collective breaths.
5:11: Vick (playing with a "God, japanese women are the shizznit!" look) throws a INT on the opening drive. It's not the 1st time someone caught something from him, ain't that right, Ron Mexico?
5:13: The Colts start with the no huddle. See how easy it is Donovan? Just call the play from the line! (Yes, I'm bitter!)
5:18: The fans in Japan have "thunder sticks"... It's too bad I already made my A-bomb joke.
5:20: TD Colts. Troy "Remember when I owned the Pac 10?" Walters scores. 7-0 Colts. I need a McMuffin right now like you couldn't believe!
5:22 What's up with the "Mike's Hard Lemonade" ads? Why don't the other bottles talk? It's just one bottle that can talk & he talks to other humans? How does that makes sense? Someone needs to get fired over this! What do you mean I have no life?
5:28: I don't know who's less happy to be in Japan, Edgerrin James, or Mike Tirico.
5:34: 2 completed passes in a row to Dez White. Maybe something to watch out for? I don't think any position on a specific team has been avoided like the Falcons wide receivers in the history of fantasy football. People are staying away from Peerless Price like Joe Johnson is staying away from success.
5:37: How did Mike Vick get his cornrows done in Japan? You think he flew his hair stylist halfway around the world to do it? I'm going to go ahead & say he did.
5:40: FG Falcons. 7-3 Colts. 2nd quarter just started. Anybody know when "Strathmore Bagels" opens? It is walking distance for me.
5:43: My favorite part of preseason: Young Players getting a shot to do something, and completely blowing it. The kicker, who they brought along to be a "kickoff specialist" just booted a ball out of bounds. Way to go, kid.
5:46:I know it has nothing to do with anything, but a note to women (& gay men): Cheerleading is not a sport!
5:48: Let's get something straight, I love Cato June, but the fact that he is one of the Colts top starters, lets me know that the Colts will not win the superbowl this year. Speaking of Michigan, Marlin Jackson just killed someone. Film at 11:00.
5:52: Another Atlanta FG. That's it, I'm starving, I'm getting some cereal damn it!
5:57: Back with some Corn Pops! Gotta have my Pops!
6:01: Wow... in honor of Jason Wright's dropped handoff, I will breakout the, "Bless his heart, he's got to be the sickest man in America!" TD Colts 14-6. Kendyll Pope just got a gift on that one. (Which I'm sure he's used to being he went to FSU & all.
6:10: TD Falcons. 13-14. Brian Finneran almost blew the dunk on the goalpost. Gotta love white people!
6:11: Matt Schaub may be the best preseason QB of all-time.
6:17: Aaron Moorehead fumbles. He's no Troy Walters, I'll tell you that much!
6:24: Fred McCrary just made a bumbling, stumbling, bobbling catch for a TD. 20-14 Falcons in the lead. A general rule of thumb: Anytime a fullback touches the ball, comedy ensues.
6:27: Time for the Coors light halftime show! Which means I have to put away the clothes I bought yesterday...damn back-to-school...
6:52: Anything funnier than Mort' asking Edge to explain the meaning of the word, "right" in the sentence, "I got to do right by the big man?". I think not!
6:54: It's possible that "Quite Frankly" may edge out "Seinfeld" reruns for the coveted 6:30 spot in my TV scheduele.
6:57: 3 plays, 3 sacks. Jim Sorgi may die before the game is over. It could happen.
7:03: I think we've had approximately 174 flags thrown on the last 4 plays. Yay preseason!
7:07: Jim Sorgi knows he's allowed to throw the ball, right? Another flag...That's it, I'm taking a shower!
7:23: Random thoughts from in the shower:
I bet I could take Shawn Bradley in a one-on-one game.
I haven't made nearly enough Ron Mexico jokes.
I wonder if the president has been assassinated since I got in the shower?
7:28: My thoughts on Roddy White:
I really love his talent, and I thought he would be a steal to whatever team got him. But I don't see him working on the Falcons. He has all the talent in the world, but I don't see a wide reciever putting up big numbers with Michael Vick as his QB. Still, Roddy has enough talent that people will notice him, and when his rookie deal is up, I expect him to get a pretty decent pay day. (As I say this, he drops a TD)
7:43: TD Jason Wright. 27-14, Falcons. If Mike Golic uses the word "redeemed" to describe Jason Wright one more time, I will karate chop him in the throat.
7:53: An old big ten favorite, John Standeford, just caught a TD. Makes you wonder where Vinny Sutherland is right now, doesn't it? 27-21.
7:58: I wonder if Mike Vick & Kobayashi know each other. For some reason, I think they would be good friends.
8:04: Do the refs really need the NFL logo on their hats?
8:07: Peyton Manning is basically the offensive coordinator of the Colts at this point, right? I mean, there's a minute left in a preseason game, and he's barking out orders at the chain crew, the quarterback, the peanut guy in section C. Is there a player in sports middle-aged white guys like more? I think not.
8:09: Well, after a sack and a kneel, this one's over, folks. Entertaining, for a preseason game, and it signifies that FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!!!!
Well, this is the first installment in what will be a running series. Basically, it's just a cheap knock-off of the Sports Guy's diaries, but with a new name & more death threats. Plus, I'd like to think that mine is funnier, but maybe that's just me. Anways, I got up early today (4:30 EST) for the beginning of football season. The American bowl, the only bowl less competitive than the "Crucial.com Humanitarian Bowl" was being played in Japan this year, and is a match up of the two losers of the conference championship games, the Atlanta Falcons, and the Indianapolis Colts. So with out further ado, let the preseason begin!
5:01: What a lame intro for ESPN. It's only preseason! (Then why am I up at 5:00 in the morning?)
5:03: Why are the player Intros in english? What a slap in the face to the people of Japan. 1st Hiroshima & Nagasaki, now this!
5:04: Do all the Japanese throw like girls?
5:09:Everytime Vick rolls out, I'm pretty sure you can hear all of Atlanta holding their collective breaths.
5:11: Vick (playing with a "God, japanese women are the shizznit!" look) throws a INT on the opening drive. It's not the 1st time someone caught something from him, ain't that right, Ron Mexico?
5:13: The Colts start with the no huddle. See how easy it is Donovan? Just call the play from the line! (Yes, I'm bitter!)
5:18: The fans in Japan have "thunder sticks"... It's too bad I already made my A-bomb joke.
5:20: TD Colts. Troy "Remember when I owned the Pac 10?" Walters scores. 7-0 Colts. I need a McMuffin right now like you couldn't believe!
5:22 What's up with the "Mike's Hard Lemonade" ads? Why don't the other bottles talk? It's just one bottle that can talk & he talks to other humans? How does that makes sense? Someone needs to get fired over this! What do you mean I have no life?
5:28: I don't know who's less happy to be in Japan, Edgerrin James, or Mike Tirico.
5:34: 2 completed passes in a row to Dez White. Maybe something to watch out for? I don't think any position on a specific team has been avoided like the Falcons wide receivers in the history of fantasy football. People are staying away from Peerless Price like Joe Johnson is staying away from success.
5:37: How did Mike Vick get his cornrows done in Japan? You think he flew his hair stylist halfway around the world to do it? I'm going to go ahead & say he did.
5:40: FG Falcons. 7-3 Colts. 2nd quarter just started. Anybody know when "Strathmore Bagels" opens? It is walking distance for me.
5:43: My favorite part of preseason: Young Players getting a shot to do something, and completely blowing it. The kicker, who they brought along to be a "kickoff specialist" just booted a ball out of bounds. Way to go, kid.
5:46:I know it has nothing to do with anything, but a note to women (& gay men): Cheerleading is not a sport!
5:48: Let's get something straight, I love Cato June, but the fact that he is one of the Colts top starters, lets me know that the Colts will not win the superbowl this year. Speaking of Michigan, Marlin Jackson just killed someone. Film at 11:00.
5:52: Another Atlanta FG. That's it, I'm starving, I'm getting some cereal damn it!
5:57: Back with some Corn Pops! Gotta have my Pops!
6:01: Wow... in honor of Jason Wright's dropped handoff, I will breakout the, "Bless his heart, he's got to be the sickest man in America!" TD Colts 14-6. Kendyll Pope just got a gift on that one. (Which I'm sure he's used to being he went to FSU & all.
6:10: TD Falcons. 13-14. Brian Finneran almost blew the dunk on the goalpost. Gotta love white people!
6:11: Matt Schaub may be the best preseason QB of all-time.
6:17: Aaron Moorehead fumbles. He's no Troy Walters, I'll tell you that much!
6:24: Fred McCrary just made a bumbling, stumbling, bobbling catch for a TD. 20-14 Falcons in the lead. A general rule of thumb: Anytime a fullback touches the ball, comedy ensues.
6:27: Time for the Coors light halftime show! Which means I have to put away the clothes I bought yesterday...damn back-to-school...
6:52: Anything funnier than Mort' asking Edge to explain the meaning of the word, "right" in the sentence, "I got to do right by the big man?". I think not!
6:54: It's possible that "Quite Frankly" may edge out "Seinfeld" reruns for the coveted 6:30 spot in my TV scheduele.
6:57: 3 plays, 3 sacks. Jim Sorgi may die before the game is over. It could happen.
7:03: I think we've had approximately 174 flags thrown on the last 4 plays. Yay preseason!
7:07: Jim Sorgi knows he's allowed to throw the ball, right? Another flag...That's it, I'm taking a shower!
7:23: Random thoughts from in the shower:
I bet I could take Shawn Bradley in a one-on-one game.
I haven't made nearly enough Ron Mexico jokes.
I wonder if the president has been assassinated since I got in the shower?
7:28: My thoughts on Roddy White:
I really love his talent, and I thought he would be a steal to whatever team got him. But I don't see him working on the Falcons. He has all the talent in the world, but I don't see a wide reciever putting up big numbers with Michael Vick as his QB. Still, Roddy has enough talent that people will notice him, and when his rookie deal is up, I expect him to get a pretty decent pay day. (As I say this, he drops a TD)
7:43: TD Jason Wright. 27-14, Falcons. If Mike Golic uses the word "redeemed" to describe Jason Wright one more time, I will karate chop him in the throat.
7:53: An old big ten favorite, John Standeford, just caught a TD. Makes you wonder where Vinny Sutherland is right now, doesn't it? 27-21.
7:58: I wonder if Mike Vick & Kobayashi know each other. For some reason, I think they would be good friends.
8:04: Do the refs really need the NFL logo on their hats?
8:07: Peyton Manning is basically the offensive coordinator of the Colts at this point, right? I mean, there's a minute left in a preseason game, and he's barking out orders at the chain crew, the quarterback, the peanut guy in section C. Is there a player in sports middle-aged white guys like more? I think not.
8:09: Well, after a sack and a kneel, this one's over, folks. Entertaining, for a preseason game, and it signifies that FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!!!!
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Big East Breakdown:
Louisville's sophmore QB Brian Brohm is a star in the making
Louisville 11-0
A team has never had so much potential to ruin the BCS as we know it since it came into existence. And yes, it has me down right giddy. Think about it, Louisville is in its 1st year in a "BCS conference." So naturally, they won't be very respected by the other members of the conference, the writers, the media, and what have you. The only problem is, THEY'RE IN THE BIG EAST! The very same conference that just one year ago, had a team in the Fiesta Bowl with a 8-3 record & was stomped by Utah. Louisville is by far the best team in the Big East, and may win every game by at least 10 points. So what happens when they go undefeated? After all, they're in the Big East, a "BCS" conference. So they should be in the national title game, no? I'd bet everything on the fact that no matter how well they play, there is no way they even sniff a national title game.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Travis Leffew OT
Mammoth of a man, with plenty of experience. Will probably be in the mix around the mid to late 2nd round.
Pittsburgh 9-2
It seems a new trend may be starting in Pittsburgh. Rather than being good one year, than sucking for the next two, they may just be good the whole time. After the Rutherford/Fitzgerald era, it was almost certain that they would go back to sucking. Instead, we are now in the midst of the Palko/Lee era which has netted Pittsburgh a Big East title for the Panthers, with Palko being called one of the top junior QB's in the nation, and Greg Lee getting near as much hype as Larry Fitzgerald. Now they have Dave Wannstedt at the helm, and hope is abound in Pittburgh. (as opposed to when he was hired in Miami & everyone was like, "huh?") The defense is where Wannstedt will have to do his best job of coaching, as Pittsburgh had complete lapses of concentration at times last year. (38 points to Syracuse, Are you kidding me? 38 points to SYRACUSE?!?!) Wannstedt hopes to turn around the talented bunch led by linebackers H.B. Blades & Clint Session, cornerback Josh Lay, and defensive end J.J Horne.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Lee
Rutgers 7-4
Laughing stock no more! Welcome to respectability Rutgers, good to have you here. Why don't you go sit down on the couch over there next to Wyoming & Bowling Green. The passing game is borderline juggernaut, and match that with Mike Alstott clone Brian Leonard, and you've got one hell of an offense. The defense will be taken over by head coach Greg Schiano in hopes of turning them into a defense that doesn't over 34 points 7 times, like they did last season. So you Rutgers alumni rejoice, because even though you still live with your parents, and your life is a complete failure, your football team will be mediocre!
(PS- any Rutgers alumni who may or may not be reading this, and be my fathers boss, please disregard previous comment)
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Leonard
Syracuse 5-6
It's hard to imagine that this team was a Pitt loss away from being in a BCS bowl. They were 6-6 last year damnit! While they loss running back Walter Reyes, Damien Rhodes should fill in nicely.(considering Reyes was hurt for much of last year anyway) Syracuse ranked 78th in offense, and 101st in defense, so nothing special there. It just always seems like Syracuse wins one or two conference games that suprise everyone, so that's what I'm banking on this year. Plus, they play in the Big East. (noticing a trend here?)
Best NFL Draft Prospect- James Wyche DE
Has never really put up the numbers, but has the tools scouts drool over.
West Virginia 6-5
What may be the most depleted team in the nation after losing a starting quaterbacks, one of the nations most talents wide receivers, a early season heisman candidate at running back, and some guy named "Pacman," they face an up-hill struggle towards regaining a spot atop the Big East. There is also some buzz about running back Jason Colson (who was thought to be Kay-Jay Harris' replacement) being moved to wide receiver. In keeping with the Mountanieer tradition of having weird names for defensive players, the defense will be anchored by guys named Dingle, Dykes, Dee McCann and Boo McLee. Incoming freshman Mortty "anus-breath" Ivy, and kicker Pat "confined to a wheelchair" McAfee hope to be special teams producers as well.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Dan Mozes OG* (Jr)
One of the most underrated guards in the country. That could change if he does well at the combine next year.
Connecticut 5-6
With Dan Orlovsky gone, UConn will now turn into a running team. Cornell Brockington is the was the Big East's leading rusher last year as a sophmore, and he may not even be starting. This is all due to Terry Caulley who missed all of last year with a knee injury. Caulley is an explosive back, and is the most talented in the conference. (you heard me, Michael Bush) This team will start out strong, but late season games against Pitt & Louisville may knock them out of a bowl game.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Caulley
Cincinnati 2-9
Another team in the Big East who lost pretty much all of their talent. They only have three returning starters on each side of the ball. If it wasn't for games against Eastern Michigan & Western Carolina, this team would be in trouble of not winning a game at all. Any truth to the rumor that Bob Huggins will be coaching the football team too this year? I mean, he has been arrested for a DUI before, so he'd fit right in.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Brent Celek TE* (Jr)
Good all-around player. Possible mid round pick next year.
South Florida 2-9
I have a serious problem here. Why the hell is The University of South Florida in Tampa?!?!? That's not in south Florida, It's in west Florida. What the hell are people thinking?
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Stephan Nicholas LB* (Jr)
The only good player on the defense. Has a nose for the ball.
All Big East Team:
QB Tyler Palko Jr Pittsburgh
RB Terry Caulley Jr UConn
RB Brian Leonard Jr Rutgers
WR Greg Lee Jr Pittsburgh
WR Broderick Clark Sr Louisville
TE Clark Harris Jr Rutgers
OL Travis Leffew Sr Louisville
OL Dan Mozes Jr West Virginia
OL Steve Franklin Sr Syracuse
OL John Glass Sr Rutgers
OL Charles Spencer Sr Pittsburgh
DL James Wyche Sr Syracuse
DL Adam Roberts Sr Cincinatti
DL Keilen Dykes So West Virginia
DL Elvis Dumervil Sr Louisville
LB Boo McLee Jr West Virginia
LB Stephan Nicholas Jr South Florida
LB H.B Blades Jr Pittsburgh
DB Jamile Addae Sr West Virginia
DB Josh Lay Sr Pittsburgh
DB Ron Girault So Rutgers
DB Mike Loerello Sr West Virginia
Louisville 11-0
A team has never had so much potential to ruin the BCS as we know it since it came into existence. And yes, it has me down right giddy. Think about it, Louisville is in its 1st year in a "BCS conference." So naturally, they won't be very respected by the other members of the conference, the writers, the media, and what have you. The only problem is, THEY'RE IN THE BIG EAST! The very same conference that just one year ago, had a team in the Fiesta Bowl with a 8-3 record & was stomped by Utah. Louisville is by far the best team in the Big East, and may win every game by at least 10 points. So what happens when they go undefeated? After all, they're in the Big East, a "BCS" conference. So they should be in the national title game, no? I'd bet everything on the fact that no matter how well they play, there is no way they even sniff a national title game.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Travis Leffew OT
Mammoth of a man, with plenty of experience. Will probably be in the mix around the mid to late 2nd round.
Pittsburgh 9-2
It seems a new trend may be starting in Pittsburgh. Rather than being good one year, than sucking for the next two, they may just be good the whole time. After the Rutherford/Fitzgerald era, it was almost certain that they would go back to sucking. Instead, we are now in the midst of the Palko/Lee era which has netted Pittsburgh a Big East title for the Panthers, with Palko being called one of the top junior QB's in the nation, and Greg Lee getting near as much hype as Larry Fitzgerald. Now they have Dave Wannstedt at the helm, and hope is abound in Pittburgh. (as opposed to when he was hired in Miami & everyone was like, "huh?") The defense is where Wannstedt will have to do his best job of coaching, as Pittsburgh had complete lapses of concentration at times last year. (38 points to Syracuse, Are you kidding me? 38 points to SYRACUSE?!?!) Wannstedt hopes to turn around the talented bunch led by linebackers H.B. Blades & Clint Session, cornerback Josh Lay, and defensive end J.J Horne.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Lee
Rutgers 7-4
Laughing stock no more! Welcome to respectability Rutgers, good to have you here. Why don't you go sit down on the couch over there next to Wyoming & Bowling Green. The passing game is borderline juggernaut, and match that with Mike Alstott clone Brian Leonard, and you've got one hell of an offense. The defense will be taken over by head coach Greg Schiano in hopes of turning them into a defense that doesn't over 34 points 7 times, like they did last season. So you Rutgers alumni rejoice, because even though you still live with your parents, and your life is a complete failure, your football team will be mediocre!
(PS- any Rutgers alumni who may or may not be reading this, and be my fathers boss, please disregard previous comment)
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Leonard
Syracuse 5-6
It's hard to imagine that this team was a Pitt loss away from being in a BCS bowl. They were 6-6 last year damnit! While they loss running back Walter Reyes, Damien Rhodes should fill in nicely.(considering Reyes was hurt for much of last year anyway) Syracuse ranked 78th in offense, and 101st in defense, so nothing special there. It just always seems like Syracuse wins one or two conference games that suprise everyone, so that's what I'm banking on this year. Plus, they play in the Big East. (noticing a trend here?)
Best NFL Draft Prospect- James Wyche DE
Has never really put up the numbers, but has the tools scouts drool over.
West Virginia 6-5
What may be the most depleted team in the nation after losing a starting quaterbacks, one of the nations most talents wide receivers, a early season heisman candidate at running back, and some guy named "Pacman," they face an up-hill struggle towards regaining a spot atop the Big East. There is also some buzz about running back Jason Colson (who was thought to be Kay-Jay Harris' replacement) being moved to wide receiver. In keeping with the Mountanieer tradition of having weird names for defensive players, the defense will be anchored by guys named Dingle, Dykes, Dee McCann and Boo McLee. Incoming freshman Mortty "anus-breath" Ivy, and kicker Pat "confined to a wheelchair" McAfee hope to be special teams producers as well.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Dan Mozes OG* (Jr)
One of the most underrated guards in the country. That could change if he does well at the combine next year.
Connecticut 5-6
With Dan Orlovsky gone, UConn will now turn into a running team. Cornell Brockington is the was the Big East's leading rusher last year as a sophmore, and he may not even be starting. This is all due to Terry Caulley who missed all of last year with a knee injury. Caulley is an explosive back, and is the most talented in the conference. (you heard me, Michael Bush) This team will start out strong, but late season games against Pitt & Louisville may knock them out of a bowl game.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Caulley
Cincinnati 2-9
Another team in the Big East who lost pretty much all of their talent. They only have three returning starters on each side of the ball. If it wasn't for games against Eastern Michigan & Western Carolina, this team would be in trouble of not winning a game at all. Any truth to the rumor that Bob Huggins will be coaching the football team too this year? I mean, he has been arrested for a DUI before, so he'd fit right in.
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Brent Celek TE* (Jr)
Good all-around player. Possible mid round pick next year.
South Florida 2-9
I have a serious problem here. Why the hell is The University of South Florida in Tampa?!?!? That's not in south Florida, It's in west Florida. What the hell are people thinking?
Best NFL Draft Prospect- Stephan Nicholas LB* (Jr)
The only good player on the defense. Has a nose for the ball.
All Big East Team:
QB Tyler Palko Jr Pittsburgh
RB Terry Caulley Jr UConn
RB Brian Leonard Jr Rutgers
WR Greg Lee Jr Pittsburgh
WR Broderick Clark Sr Louisville
TE Clark Harris Jr Rutgers
OL Travis Leffew Sr Louisville
OL Dan Mozes Jr West Virginia
OL Steve Franklin Sr Syracuse
OL John Glass Sr Rutgers
OL Charles Spencer Sr Pittsburgh
DL James Wyche Sr Syracuse
DL Adam Roberts Sr Cincinatti
DL Keilen Dykes So West Virginia
DL Elvis Dumervil Sr Louisville
LB Boo McLee Jr West Virginia
LB Stephan Nicholas Jr South Florida
LB H.B Blades Jr Pittsburgh
DB Jamile Addae Sr West Virginia
DB Josh Lay Sr Pittsburgh
DB Ron Girault So Rutgers
DB Mike Loerello Sr West Virginia
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Archer's Bio
What do you call a statistical wunderkind and phenomenally accurate NFL prognosticator, who was delivered in a movie theater basement during the most life threatening hours of the British Invasion in 1964?
You call that man..... Archer! *trumpet fanfare*
A heartbreaking childhood of destitution and illness in the trailer parks of Oklahoma, gave rise to one of this Nation's best football minds. Back in 1980, just inches from death from an unknown infection, and beyond any treatment known in the medical community, brave Archer was miraculously healed by a Navajo medicine man named Y'ahta'ah. Once he recovered fully and was able to run, he learned how to play the game of football. In the enchanted deserts of New Mexico and Arizona, he began his arduous journey to master the game he loves so much.
Today Locker Room can proudly herald the arrival of Archer as their pre-eminent Fantasy Football genius (Okay, well.... at least one of them). Stay tuned for Archer's Fantasy Football breakdown each Wednesday throughout the 2005 NFL season. He'll be putting on his Carnac turban and staring into his crystal ball (and he might even do some research) to bring you weekly scoring breakdowns for every match up.
DON'T MISS IT!!
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